The Penthouse Documentary Banned on 'Tube

BONUS: Have a nice cup of tea with Westy

Westy
"What's this shit?"

Phyco
"It's Earl Grey"

Westy
"Tastes like a rose pissed in it."

Phyco
"Yeah - it's posh tea..."
[PHYCO opens the video cupboard]
"So! What are you after then my good man? What can I do you for... will it be Wives or will it be Teens?"

Westy
"I wouldn't mind but it's like drinking a fucking flower..."

Phyco
"I can heartily recommend this new Anabolic number - it's a strong flavoured scorcher with- "

Westy (drinking the tea)
"oh you horrible c**t! this is absolute shit this is... it's got fucking perfume in it!"

Phyco
"Erm... Do you just want to take something with you then? I mean - what are you after? Westy?"

Westy (Furious)
"What does Casper drink?! He don't drink poofs tea does he?!"
[Thinking out loud]
"He must have his own stash upstairs... cheeky little..."

Phyco
"Look - I'm giving you a free pick from the shelf here man..."

Westy (finishing the tea)
"Oooph! That is the worst tea... fucking hell... this is killing me this is..."

Phyco
"HELLO?"

Westy (Sipping the last drops)
"Je-sus-fucking-christ... Ooo... Oh. Oh I'm glad that's over... fuck me... Oh... that was awful... like fucking air-freshener-flavoured tea that was...Oooph..."
[recovering]
"Shall we watch Gladiator then?"

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