Why not buy a Monkey Spanker?
THE INCREDIBLE MONKEY SPANKER WANKER
THE IDEAL GIFT FOR THE MAN WHO HAS IT ALL!
The Monkey Spanker is a new tool for wanking.
Does it work? YOU BET IT DOES!
THE ULTIMATE MALE XMAS/BIRTHDAY GIFT!
Based on an innovative diaphragm design, Monkey Spanker forms a vibrating flexible tube as it wraps around your old chap. The super soft stretchy pad is made from a highly specialised medical grade material and has been designed to feel just like a woman's front pipe, although after extensive testing by The IPR we can report that this marvelous machine feels much more like an ARSE!!!
Look Mum! No Hands! Monkey Spankers produce truly intense and extremely satisfying pops.
If we were 16 again we'd gladly sacrifice a leg to get our hand on a gadget of this masturbatory magnificence!
And all for under twenty quid!
It's your pocket money well spent!
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