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LUXURY EXPLETIVES GLEANED FROM CORRESPONDENCES WITH WESTY Why dont you just take your shoes to a cobbler and get him to weld your laces to your left bullshit?
Like a dead zebras husband Just a perverted little fucking pant Like a bona fide fishmonger Some kind of fucking star-fetic Godzillas ring dish A human monkey fucker Aristocratic pile of butterfly shit Sitting there like a phalidomides left horse Faecetic moron! Like some kind of herpetic rhino Eternal saxo-fucking morags You one armed tree bandits Blasphematic and psychomatic dogs nut Like a mottering snifferlof Some kind of orthontic ring grenade You rip roaring rag heads A half witted wanking machine More tea fucker? Dirty dingos dally hole Like a pigs fucking gallstone Zachariahs dribble duct Some kind of light bulb cancer Penelitic little flap Half cast marmoset
Shes probably got a ring like raw sellotape Looks like a duckbilled slagger-fuck You, you slag fucking whore I will do dirty stinking things to her dirty stinking gannet Like a busker without flamboyant ears Like a black uncles wankpot Right load of old trampshit For fucking out lud. Are YOU betty george? Its as insane as a rip-roaring rat riddled pie Arse phlegm, Oi you- shit stains... Its going off in a big old arseholed fucking pile of old cunt She is a fucking slag-hoppatiding snide Morags right naff cake Its a strange emboidment Stupid cunt-thaurus! Up your abacus wall packs! Its all gone armyfied Got an arse like a cows banjo Aretha-holic. Oi dogshit Ive had more fun with a born again frog Pancreatic rangpots Bollocks to your mothers arse You jeznaferrick jehozaflots You grivelling snot Im gonna come over there and headbut your faeces right up your arse piece Once is funny. Twice, is shit.
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